how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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