If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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