You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
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