Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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