Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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