Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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