I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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