have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
i now understand why vodka
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
where are my eyebrows?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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