Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
We are all done wearing pants today
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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