She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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