"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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