the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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