you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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