Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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