ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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