My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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