he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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