just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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