last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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