Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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