I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
It's blow job season.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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