so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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