its not stalking. its research.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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