Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I can't put those talents on a resume
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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