big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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