i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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