When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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