yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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