Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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