I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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