At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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