i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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