i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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