and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I think a kid would responsible me up
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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