I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
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