tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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