oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Your penis caused this!
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