I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
