oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I FOUND THE LEGS
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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