I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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