I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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