I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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