remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
You can make out without kissing
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