If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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