She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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