CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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