even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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