there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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