I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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