I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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