She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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