she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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